The Basics:

You gotta have the absolute NEWEST Version of RealPlayer 7 Basic. They're free. Don't be scared. You can download one here:

If you click in the light blue area of the page where it says "RealPlayer 7 Basic is our free player," it will lead you through the downloading and installation process.

Once you download the RealPlayer G2 and install it, remove any other versions of RealPlayer you may have.

Then go back to speedshow.com and watch the show. From that point on you will just be able to go to the site and watch the show without any problem.

About Buffering

Sometimes a SpeedShow may stop
in the middle. That's because, at that moment in time, there are lots
of people on the internet. This is also called net congestion. You can avoid buffering by trying one of two things:

1. Masturbate, and visit our site later when there are less people on the Internet;
2. Masturbate, and download the SpeedShow. Downloading will
   take anywhere from 3 seconds to ten minutes, depending on your connection speed. Duration of masturbation has to do with your own personal stamina.
   - One advantage of downloading,
   is you then have the ability to
   email the SpeedShow to a friend.
   The file will be saved to your temporary internet files at c:/Windows/temporary internet files/Love_.rm

Other Issues:

contact us at Inquiries@speedshow.com

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